YOU GOT TOTALLY HOSED? THIS WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO SMASH YOUR KEYBOARD

Dude, I just got totally ripped off/scammed harder than ever before/completely bamboozled. These scammers/swindlers/crooks are getting seriously bold/more and more creative/brazenly stupid by the day. They tried to pull a fast one on me/trick me into sending money/convince me I won a lottery. I mean, come on! This is beyond ridiculous/out of contro